Wisdom Bomb

WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.

Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"

Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb

by jipj0ne April 18, 2014

Stink bomb

When someone goes in a room and they smell so bad, they stink up the room.

Gina: Ew what's that smell
Chris: It's you Gina, your a stink bomb

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic May 5, 2012

H bomb

H bomb refers to an asshole move pulled in ventrilo chat. Exactly what an H bomb is, is spamming the letter "H" flooding the chat. But it is more then just that. The person H bombing post H's for the max number of character allowed per post. They then copy that paste it several times. This fucks up everything when you have TTS enables. You will hear nothing but the letter H for a very long time and not be able to concentrate listening in on other things. Also if you do this it can persist through leaving the ventrilo chat and the ventrilo server.

10/25 20:38:31 *** You have been reconnected to the server ***
10/25 20:38:31 'mtvalntino' has joined the chat.
10/25 20:48:02 mtvalntino: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10/25 20:48:15 theslasher: your a fucking dick for that H bomb

by mr. 56 October 25, 2011

mom bomb

An unexpected "your mom" joke

Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

Logic Bomb

A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is sufficiently devastating in its logic to blatantly show the inherent irrationality of an idea, a policy, a social norm, or an institution, and therefore to destroy it.

(There is of course, sadly, the potentially long interim period between when a social norm or institution is destroyed logically and when it ends in actuality.)

Slavery: search the writings of Frederick Douglass
Dueling: see Robert Axelrod's Complexity of Cooperation

Example of a Logic Bomb for the death penalty:

Because inherently some few innocent people are executed every year, those that support the death penalty, particularly those judges, etc. that willingly participate in carrying it out, are at the very least serial accomplices in murder (and because it is willful and premeditated, they are likely 1st degree offenders). Because of the high number of such cases (not to mention the particular cruelty and callousness involved, let alone the serial nature of their crimes) they are eligible for the death penalty, and should be placed under arrest immediately.

by Belief Show September 25, 2011

Atomic Bomb

The act of having a girl lay on her back, ass side up, spreading her legs to reveal her asshole. the man then stradles her and plummits his penis into her asshole.

tim layed shila down and gave her the old atomic bomb.

by thetreesofnimph January 24, 2011