A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011
Get the Funky-Townedmug. A small rural or suburban town that people live in for the entirety of their lives. These towns are filled with families who have been there for generations. Children are born and raised there, where their parents were born and raised before them. Everyone knows each other. If a person doesn’t get out of the town as soon as they have independence, they will most likely be “trapped” there.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
I got out of my hometown as soon as I soon as I can. My brother wasn’t as lucky. He’s lived here his whole life. It’s a total trap town.
by Shit.zone July 19, 2019
Get the Trap Townmug. Old town rock and roll means:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020
Get the old town rock and rollmug. Go to all parties around the city. All night, all places.
Also a song by the girl group LOONA (Stan LOONA, ARTMS, Loossemble, Chuu and Yves guys!)
Also a song by the girl group LOONA (Stan LOONA, ARTMS, Loossemble, Chuu and Yves guys!)
by JoslvsLoona August 5, 2024
Get the Paint The Townmug. 
A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”
by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025
Get the Town Bicyclemug. A gang/local/slang term used for the city of Indio, located in the infamous high-crime and drug-infested Southern California desert valley, that is the Coachella Valley (or, locally, Desert Empire).
by bgraves98 January 1, 2017
Get the I-Townmug.