A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010
Get the Wandering Eye mug.The same as the above but with Preuss School UCSD students being effected by Preuss School UCSD males.
After six years, the Triton Eye began to effect Chris as he realized that despite his better judgment Nicole was attractive.
by Henok Yemane January 12, 2008
Get the triton eye mug.Having the hots for someone, in the sense that one becomes so entranced by another that their eyes might as well be twinkling.
"Once I told her I could bench over 300 lbs, she started giving me the twinkle eyes."
"After talking with this creeper for 20 minutes, I could tell he was getting all twinkly eyed over me, so I fled the scene."
"After talking with this creeper for 20 minutes, I could tell he was getting all twinkly eyed over me, so I fled the scene."
by KuatoKat February 4, 2012
Get the twinkle eyes mug.To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
by Dr. Dong Coyote October 24, 2008
Get the glass eye mug.by Ice Dog March 26, 2003
Get the third eye mug.When a crazy satanic Christmas Critters bear with AIDS rips your eye out of the socket and pees inside of your skull.
Guy 1: "Whats up with the eye patch?"
AIDS victim: "Some crazy bear gave me the AIDS Eye."
Guy 1: "Ouch!"
AIDS victim: "Some crazy bear gave me the AIDS Eye."
Guy 1: "Ouch!"
by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008
Get the AIDS Eye mug.A sexual act in which several large cocks gather around a girl's face, aiming for the mouth, but when they go off they instead get their cum into the woman's eyes, blinding her.
by Blokk November 7, 2013
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