whats up baby take me out to dinner

Joe Biden

“What do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫

by Ayooooooooooo December 21, 2021

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 03, 2006

Take a ride on my big green tractor

A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance

Instead of dancing would you rather take a ride on my big green tractor.

by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 12, 2020

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 06, 2014

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

by cheyenne hunter April 02, 2008

May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.

Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

by EdgeMaster_E April 08, 2018