Skip to main content

Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
mugGet the Social Distancingmug.

Social media

It's TRICKING men into hating women guys!
Hym "It isn't the social media bitch. It's how you talk about, treat, and effect men."

Emma "Oh boo hoo! Is the incel triggered that he's not-"

Hym "DADDY ISSUES! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUSES! YOU WANT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE YOU DIDN'T GET FROM YOU FATHER AND YOU WANT TO FROM MEN YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO AND YOU DON'T FUCK! A GENERATION OF WOMEN TAKING OUT THERE DADDY ISSUES ON A GENERATION OF MEN! You want the unconditional love yoi didn't get from you father and you want to enforce if socially, economically, and politically! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUUUUUES!"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
mugGet the Social mediamug.

Social Risk

When you’re with a group of friends and one them tells a bad joke and the room goes silent. (Essentially killing the vibe)
A group of college students were hanging out and Ryan told a joke that wasn’t funny and everyone stopped talking, but Kieran said social risk and everyone started laughing.
by Vibe patrol July 25, 2021
mugGet the Social Riskmug.

Social-fullofshit-ism

"Social-fullofshit-ism" is when your brain is so full of propaganda and lies that there is no room for the truth or reason.
I am sick and tired of watching the network news, they all spout the same old social-fullofshit-ism.
by 2B+ October 20, 2019
mugGet the Social-fullofshit-ismmug.

social rape

specifically in florida the idea that a man has to initiate the entire hookup and the girl also wants to hookup but socially it is unacceptable in florida for the girl to be the slut so socially the man is raping her.
The girls in florida want to be fucked but won’t admit it, they enjoy social rape.
by floridaramgirl May 1, 2025
mugGet the social rapemug.

social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
mugGet the social probationmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email