Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Post Ghost

Luring a person who ghosted you back with sex, then creating at the first opportunity as a way of getting back at them.

Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’

That crazy bitch set that pussy trap only to give you that Post Ghost drama. What a hoe!

by Bearjewbackhand January 19, 2022

Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.

“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”

by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021

Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.

Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o

by icky_crown December 13, 2021

Boast post

A humble brag on social media.

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.

by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021