piss on my bonfire

British slang.

The art of putting a dampener on someones moment of glory/celebration.

Interchangeable with the phrase "You rained on my parade."

Person A: I got 3As in my exams! Awesome!
Person B: I got 7As.
Person A: Way to piss on my bonfire, bastard.

by Espiria June 15, 2006

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

Smh my head

A different version of the acronym SMH (shake my head)

A humourosly ironic way of saying Smh (because it’s not supposed to be said like that)

“Karen! You sold the kids for your ketamine addiction!”
“What can I say!?”
“Smh my head Karen you’re such a fucking crackhead!”

by Danny Despacito July 18, 2019

My Name Jeff

MY NAME JEFF!
BEST MEME!

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you

by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017

Get my Swole on

To work out, usually with weights. To get bigger by working out.

I cant fuck around with you, I gotta go get my swole on.

by CHICKAOBODOZIE November 10, 2007

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010