Heavenly nut

When u don't jack off for a month and then u finally do. It feals 20× better

U see taht guy over there he just completed the heavenly nut. What a pro

by Nutter boi July 26, 2018

Nut riot

Definition - when u already nutted once or twice today and u find the best thing to nut to and the semen in your balls starts a riot bc your dumbass already shot your skeet

John- yooo check out this ig model
Kevin- dammit now I’m gonna have a nut riot

by RZ🤙🏼 August 1, 2018

scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018

cyber nut

Nutting on some cyber porn

Yo u have nice pc ima gonna cyber nut

by PseudonymIsDownSyndrome August 3, 2018

Nut ella

The act of masturbating in the morning and blowing your load inside a Nutella pot.

-John : Woahh dude i saw this video of Reily Reid this morning and I Nutted so hard the Nutella pot was full.

-MatthewCastro : Man you just did the Nut ella.

-John : OOH dude i didnt realise.

-MatthewCastro : Well dude since i never tested what Nutella is, lets blow eachother.

by ThisIsAnIdiot August 13, 2018

tokyo nut

When your girl cums so hard she screams the Tokyo ghoul intro.

guy 1: "Dude last night my girl starting screaming nonsense."
guy 2: "that my friend is a Tokyo nut."

by Doctorjared January 23, 2019

Rag Nut

When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.

"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"

by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019