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Bush Brain

The feeling you get when you eat pussy and you receive nothing in return. A stage beyond blue balls.
Man I can't focus right now, I still have bush brain from that girl last night.
by pizzashelf February 27, 2023
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Run in the brain

Some stupid word people say. It makes them feel cool.
"I always have airpods in it just run in the brain." "OMG your not cool man stfu"
by anonymous May 9, 2021
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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Full Brain

(Adj.) using both right and left hemispheres of the brain; using both the creative hemisphere (r) and the logistical hemisphere (l).
I. “The presentation Jin gave today was so thorough. He definitely full brained it.”

II. “Would you like to go out for a drink tonight?”
“Nah, I gotta full brain this paper. Thank you for the invitation though.”
by Anon flower April 16, 2022
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brain stain

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.
by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022
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Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.
You're such a lego brain.
by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020
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Brain

something that people who play fortnight don't have
by Navburn April 22, 2023
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