Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
by Adversative March 07, 2014
Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.
These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?
Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
A scrotum hanging as far down as it will go, usually in a warm environment, like after a shower. The opposite of shrinkage.
Used in a sentence: "That dude has serious low hanging balls; I saw him coming out of the shower at the gym, and they are half way to his knees at full drop."
by brandabur February 04, 2014
He was laughing so hard he was Going Full Carolynne
by Mìkehawk March 23, 2016
Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.
by Sinny17 August 26, 2020
by sbdhawar September 11, 2020
The Full Duplex happens when, during anal sex, as the penis strokes in shit oozes out around it and/or into the urethra.
See: full duplex transmission
See: full duplex transmission
I warned Jared against pounding Stacy in the brown eye after she'd just eaten a Grand Slam at the Denny's in Bloomington. I told him he'd likely end up doing The Full Duplex.
by Quicksave August 12, 2021