cockle dockle

When the doctor inspects your cock and makes It do a 360, he then unscrews it and attaches it to the forehead. occasionally, toe order is switched.

"My doctor just performed a cockle dockle! I have never felt better to eat ass and fuck at the same time! My girlfriend rates it a 10/10"

by daddyism'lady August 10, 2022

Busy Doctor

A person that has lots of patience.

OK, I've been waiting on Charlie for three days now. I must be a Busy Doctor.

by rIpPiN_rUGz August 12, 2022

Cock Dock

A place where you put your erect or flaccid penis.

Where did I put my cock dock! I washed it yesterday and now I can’t find it!

by OHypo420 September 5, 2022

Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.

"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"

by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips

Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips

by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023