dick-banging

Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.

Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.

by jacko_jackson October 10, 2014

Addy Dick

When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.

Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.

Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!

by juicywhale December 14, 2017

Dick-Butting

The act of hugging someone from behind while having a huge boner.

I came up behind a girl and accidentally started dick-butting her.

by Dickson Butters November 16, 2013

Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.

My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.

by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011

dick af

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

by HippoBinder December 14, 2016

Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011