why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 19, 2005

We'll sleep when we're dead.

Slogan printed on crew shirts for the US National Tour of Les Miserables. A quote from the production carpenter of the tour.

Person 1: "You guys started at midnight and went straight to 11pm that night? Don't you need to sleep?"

Person 2: "Sleep? Nah, we'll sleep when we're dead."

by lekogm January 16, 2008

building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

by chscobblestone February 27, 2014

you smell like dead memes

The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.

"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Fresh Timbs July 24, 2018

nigga you aint dead yet

A phrase commonly said in between a gang war, whereas one member will most likely get shot in a vital organ but isn't dead yet. The person saying it most likely doesn't think that he can hold ground alone.

"Oh shit man, keep shooting"
"I think they thinning out a Lil bit"
(Gunshot)
"FUCK I'M HIT...THEY GOT ME IN THE LUNG"

"Nigga you aint dead yet. Get the fuck up"

by Getquikskoptskrub420blazeit January 17, 2017