Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

cream nutts

When you wip cream your nutts, and have the lady or man( if you're into that thing) come and lick all up.

Hey baby I have some cream nutts for you.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

ice cream kitty

A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy

seriously your just like an ice cream kitty

by Senbonzakura kageyoshi June 23, 2016

i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016