cock suey

While having sexual relations with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.

Well I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good friend Professor Stephen Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns into middle Flemish, when he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should try it too!"

by Peter Squeal January 12, 2009

Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

cock and baller

a fellatiast who cups and holds the shaft while performing fellatio:0)

guy1:didnt you get some head from chick?
guy2:...yeah..damn good too...shes a cock and baller
guy1:whats that?
guy2:(smiling) dude...she cups and strokes with both hands!..her mom does it too...she comes from a long line of cock and ballers.

by rob78d August 24, 2008

Cock Bag

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!

My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!

by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004