Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

cock suey

While having sexual relations with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.

Well I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good friend Professor Stephen Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns into middle Flemish, when he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should try it too!"

by Peter Squeal January 12, 2009

cock fingers

finger(s) (rarely toes) that resemble a big, juicy, shaven penis

i must have cock fingers, becuase my girlfriend sucked my fingers last night, thinking it was my cock

by motobuddy October 12, 2006

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

Cock Suckula

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt

Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*

by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

Cock Sucker

Somebody that enjoys sucking a lot of cock.

Note: Usually, people define a cock sucker as a whore but that's usually only when he or she does it with multiple people and not just one. This act can be done by homosexuals or heterosexuals.

Dillon is a cock sucker because it does weekly with his boyfriend.

by Night-Light April 12, 2011