Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Potato Transit Authority

A roblox transit group that solidify their stans of trains, and distorted emojis with crying laughing and angry faces mashed together.

These group members tend to also laugh about the "bag it up meme", a meme that is about a convenience store cashier getting rude encounters with several people, and in return humiliate them by ruining their order.

Yo, lets play Potato Transit Authority Callaghan

No, I play on mobile, how about fifth avenue?

Fuck you.

by him872 June 21, 2023

potato sense

People that have knowledge on how to cook a potato, without being taught.

Sam did not need a recipe on how to bake a potato because he has potato sense.

by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023