pizza hair

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

by percycat August 7, 2017

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022

pull-back hair

a huge load of exotic cum

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.

by Haabas October 25, 2007