beefy butt

A booty licious girl with a beef butt. She got that jiggle juice.

Damn girl you got a beefy butt!

by Southernbeef September 3, 2017

butt welded

When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.

When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D., Billy had to give him his wallet because he had butt welded it in there.

by PeteyD.com May 26, 2009

butt leach

Butt leach = co-worker who sucks the bosses ass so hard they resemble a parasite such as a leach.

Omg she totally kisses the bosses ass....she is such a butt leach!

by jamieirene January 27, 2014

Butt ivy

Slang originating in the east coast and parts of LA denoting herpes, specifically on the asshole.

Girl1: I got my ass eaten out by this guy a couple weeks ago and since then I've been developing sores and it itches all over!

Girl2: Were you able to see if there was shit on his face? Sounds like a bad case of butt ivy!

Girls1: What's that???

Girls2: Herpes girl!!!!

by anonymous February 20, 2022

bran butts

poop with grains inside

The dog pooped bran butts.

by sandboxworld July 22, 2010

Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.

Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!

by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010

Butt Gusting

A. When you laugh so hard you fart.

B. When a fart sounds extremely funny.

I had a good Butt Gusting laugh after I let out a squeaker.

by Jason Henderson Amare April 20, 2013