Omega Walk

Someone walking with confidence despite them being confident in something stupid or unimportant

That kid over there is Omega Walking because he’s proud of his Fortnite backpack.

by Fgxynz March 5, 2024

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Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

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Man walking

What inmates in jail shout out to other inmates to alert them that a corrections officer (c.o) is walking around close by checking for contraband or illicit activities.

Joker hid the stash when he heard someone yell out "man walking".

by jsalcidog71 March 14, 2024

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beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'

Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"

by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

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Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

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Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

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