Top Level Asian

The supreme level of awesomeness achievable by an asian. Includes driving race cars.

Hey Top Level Asian, throw us the keys to the Audi R8.

by LamboDriver May 15, 2019

Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

'87 roof top, Bronson

lyrics of the song hive

'87 roof top, Bronson

by questernm October 16, 2022

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020

The Over the top

When you and a buddy are double teaming a woman and you have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Rat and Darron took a girl home from the bar last night and proceeded to pull the Over the top with her! Who won? Darron of course!

by anonymous August 26, 2022