A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019
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Get the frozen tootsie roll mug.Most commonly used in the middle of a pandemic. When there is a toliet paper shortage, so you use absolutely every shred of paper and cardboard on that role has to offer, at least twice.
"I haven't been getting any toliet paper lately, it's just to dangerous."
"Dang bro, how do you wipe that butt then?"
"I've been Rocking The Roll 360"
"Dang bro, how do you wipe that butt then?"
"I've been Rocking The Roll 360"
by CaptianLimaBean May 8, 2020
Get the Rocking The Roll 360 mug.When getting frisky in the bedroom; pop a piece of Big Red gum in your mouth, eat your partner's asshole and let them shit in your mouth a little. Thus creating, a Brown Cinnamon Roll. BOOM.
by elwood.daddy January 22, 2022
Get the Brown Cinnamon Roll mug.When you bake a fresh batch of cinnamon rolls, throw away the icing, cum on them, and have your partner eat them.
by T_do_it May 13, 2021
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Get the Poot roll up mug.A woman who is horny and wants a good hard screwing has the “jelly roll blues”. The jelly roll is the vagina and it has the blues for some satisfaction.
Girlfriend- “I’ve had a serious case of the jelly roll blues since my boyfriend has been out of town. I can’t wait until he gets back and gives my pussy the attention it deserves.”
by Chungous October 17, 2023
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