Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

TOM

A boy with amazing hair

Person: Who was that?

another person: oh, that was Tom he has amazing hair

by Angus Mason May 31, 2018

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

tom wiggo

Absolute cunt

You heard about Tom wiggo? He's an absolute cunt

by The man, the myth, the hero February 18, 2018

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019

Tom

Tom. Hes the person to go to when you're upset, hes the guy who makes you look forward to each and every day. Can be shy, but once you talk to him and get to know him, he is the best comedian in the world. He will remind his girlfriend how much he loves her everyday, and will do anything for her. Loves singing, but doesnt have the confidence to do it in front of people. You feel like you need to give him the world, and everytime he smiles his adorable smile, you want to give him the biggest hug out of nowhere. I try to describe him to my friends, but no words can describe how amazing he is. I can't be certain this is all Tom's out there, but my Tom is the best out of all of them.

Thankyou Tom, for being the most perfect person in the world, and for loving me <3 :)

by Tiny_Tina February 15, 2021