slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010

new jersey accent

Most importantly about a new jersey accent, NO ONE SAYS JOISEY. I dont know how this myth got started, but it just dosent exist. People from south, central, and north Jersey have different accents. People from south Jersey are more likely to say the word "daughter" as "daater", while people from north Jersey are more likely to say "dawter". I'm from central Jersey and i say "dawter" and also "mairy", not "marry". But it all depends where you're from. Most people sound like they're from Philly, but not everyone, especially if you're from Jersey City. And no, not all the girls have thick, stereotypical, nasal "joisey" accents.

Jersey Girl: I'm from central Jersey.
Guy from Western state (in a nasal voice): Uhhh, yuh frum JOISEY! Wheyahs ya new joisey akksend?
Jersey Girl: I'm not from JOISEY, and no one has that sort of new jersey accent, stupid!

by AfterDark January 9, 2008

New York Burrito

the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.

Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.

by JoFo July 27, 2008

New Jersey Accent

Proper North Jersey Pronunciations & Common Phrases:

War-der (Water)
Daw-der (Daughter)
Tawk (Talk)
Dawg (Dog)
Ax-cent (accent)
Wud-ever (whatever)
Jur-zee (Jersey)
Draw (Drawer)
Muh-ree-uh (Maria)
Merry (Mairy)
Mairy (Marry)
Mair-reed (Married)
Mair-ridge (Marriage)
Dewsh-bag (douche-bag)
Yew (you)
Fuck-yew (Fuck you)
Fukket (Fuck it)
Fuck-dat (Fuck that)
Fuh-get (Forget)
Fuh-got (Forgot)
Fuh-gedda-boud-dit (Forget about it)
Itz-fuh-gotten (It's forgotten)
I-doe-know (I don't know)
What-cha-do-in? (What are you doing?)
Whad-jew-do? (What did you do?)
What-sup-witch-yew? (What's up with you?)
What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? (What the fuck is up with you?)
Lemme (let me)
Lemme-tell-ya (Let me tell you)
im-go-in (I'm going)
im-gunna (I'm going to)
Siddy (City)
Tha-siddy / Duh-siddy (New York City)
Yew-go-in-to-duh-siddy? (Are you going to New York City?)
Jew-go-to-duh-siddy? (Did you go to New York City?)
Where-yew-go-in? (Where are you going?)
Where-jew-go? (Where did you go?)

The New Jersey Accent in use:

Joey: Hey Vinny, yew dewsh-bag. What-sup-witch-yew? Where-jew-go last night? Jew hang in Jerzee?

Vinny: Nah, I hung out in duh-siddy wid-dat chick Merry wit da Brooklyn ax-cent. Whad-jew-do?

Joey: Jew-bang-er?

Vinny: Nah, we just tawked.

Joey: Yew gonna mairy er?

Vinny: What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? Fuh-gedda-boud-dit, man. Whad-jew-do last night?

by Doc Xavian January 13, 2009

west new york

a town that's densely populated. its the most populated town in U.S. its located in Hudson county,NJ there's nothing to do. people get jumped and all the time. all the girls are really fugly.

but hey west new york is home i wake up every morning and on my corner is Derek selling the good shit. bergenline is OK and there's good spots and NYC is 5min away yea wny is paradise

wny kid 1: what do you wanna do taday?

wny kid2: get out of west new york this place sucks.

wny kid1: word lets go to bergen county and get some white chicks mmmmm poon.

wny kid2: im down!

wny kid1: :D

by ye boi December 3, 2006

brave new world

A look into the future through the eyes of English writer Aldous Huxley. Aside from being a good book, it is also of note for the amount of correct predictions he made that have already come true.

Soma is what they would take when hard times opened their eyes.

by Ender May 30, 2004

new york city

ah, new york city. my place of birth, the sidewalks i first pranced down. the only place you can truely get a rip off burberry bag from a guy who couldn't even pronounce burberry. The city of all cities where you can get roasted nuts on the side of the road for no aparent reason at all. The place where dreams are possible, hopes are reached, and a hooker can make her way.

person 1: i want to rule the world!
person 2: well you know what you've gotta do first
person 1: what?
person 2: go to new york city. i dunno what it will do but you'll get a nice bootleg prada bag

by Ellie -the one and only- November 27, 2003