monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008

trunky monkey

the person that has to ride in the trunk. either because there are no seats left or as a punishment for somthing they did.

Jim, your riding trunky monkey home

by p smurf April 23, 2004

monkey devil

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

by md999 November 18, 2007

Chunder Monkey

When you go over your limit whilst drinking and throw up everywhere in front of everyone.

'I hope no-one remembers Saturday night' *walking down corridor* 'WAHEEEY ITS THE CHUNDER MONKEY!' ...'shit'

by GemmaT123456 November 21, 2011

Monkey Strike

A buggy mod that disspointed me

omfg cant open library client.dll wtf

by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003

Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011

monkey knuckle

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012