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Russian Flashbang

The act in which a person who is on their knees (typically female) is giving a blowjob to which the person on the receiving end, at their climax slaps the ears of the person giving head and cums in their eyes simulating a flashbang.
"I heard you gave your girlfriend a Russian Flashbang."

"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."

Russian promise

A promise which will never be honored.
Putin said Russia wouldn't invade Ukraine but that was a Russian promise.

Russian Coincidence

When two connected events happen and it ends with someone's death, but everyone on power denies the two events are related.
Did you hear Lindsey Graham died after visiting Russia again? I'm sure it's just a Russian Coincidence.

The Russian Gunner 

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
The Russian Gunner by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

Silent Russian 

An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.
Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.
Silent Russian by AsmodeusXr January 11, 2012

Baby Russia 

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.
Baby Russia by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012