punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly

Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.

by kmerk March 18, 2023

Ghost Punch

When a person (in their combination of motor motions such as walking, running, or simply doing whatever they are doing) suddenly get's pushed back by something/someone or stumbles randomly. It's like someone invisibe/demonic spirit/ghost punched or shoved that person to hinder their combination of motor motions. To bring forth fear, intimadation.

Janny: (running her mouth to her bff Car) .. blah blah blah .

Car: Better shut your trap before I ghost punch you in the face!

Janny: silent...

Car: :)

by Car Sun- October 21, 2011

Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018

Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Chicken Punch

if ur homie sets his chicken sandwich down after having taken a bite of said sandwich, you have the full right and are obligated to scream "CHICKEN PUNCH" and hit the chicken sandwich as hard as you possibly can. this game is opted into, dont do it if theyre not in the game. asshole.

you: "CHICKEN PUNCH"
*the sad remnants of a chicken sandwich*
homie: "kill yourself"

by IMGONNAFUCKINGKILLSOMEBODY November 10, 2025

Flubber punch

when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.

"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"

by mombo555 April 4, 2009

Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’

I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024