The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009
Get the Beer Palm mug.The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
Get the Beer delay mug.The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 17, 2015
Get the Beer Wizard mug.by Gigi La Fouffe March 26, 2022
Get the Disco beer mug.Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Canadian Beer Wizard mug.Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
Get the Driving in my car right after a beer mug.Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
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