trial beer

The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.

JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"

by bananasandbeer March 08, 2024

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 10, 2021

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 10, 2021

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.

They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me

by Pong dong daddy May 03, 2020

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021