awesomeness in a can

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.

TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.

by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023

Can

Can is a male Turkish name. Men with this name are usually very handsome and have a large characteristic nose. He is popular and loved by everyone, but he is also very annoying to a group of people.Don't and ever mess with Cans.

Girl1;Can is so sweet I think I'm starting to fall in love with him.
girl 2;Did you say Can,all Cans are same.

by just a small fish in the sea November 21, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.

"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.

by skropll March 6, 2025

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back

Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023