by Ali g my g August 1, 2021

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

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by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
