muffin shaker

She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.

Joe: Dayum she's hot

Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker

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cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw

I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT

by El gemelo October 07, 2013

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A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 07, 2023

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Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

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A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

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An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 03, 2018

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Seriously?! Go scrub that Muffin Gravy you sick fuck!

by HexVoid January 05, 2021

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