Mads

Mads is an icon like she is so amazing you will never find anyone like her she brights up the room with her singing her gorgeous face makes others smile so much their smile breaks, and she is a discordian so ever need her she will make you feel like a goddess/god

Tree 1: Omg mads is so funny
Dog 45: YUH she is such an icon

by ashshs August 17, 2021

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

Mad

a fucker, will say ur mums all the time, an incest guy, has muscle fetish and extremely depression. Always go to toilet to masturbate while thinking about his life choices, sad boi

A: You're dating Mad ? Hell nah, he's a mess
B: Noted.

by unrivaled procrastination October 11, 2022

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

Hoes mad

Myst frosty has big hoes mad

Frosty hoes mad

by Poop boi September 17, 2019

Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019