Jack of Hearts

A renaissance man, a person well versed in many ways of the world, especially that of the human condition and ways of the heart.

Derived from a character in Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts (by Bob Dylan)
see: - Jack of all trades and Hearted.

He's wise beyond his years - a regular 'Jack of Hearts'.

Whenever I have a relationship problem, I ask my 'Jack of Hearts' bartender.

by Arless Shirt August 4, 2006

Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

by MTF January 22, 2009

Kangaroo Jack

to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too

Wow they're actually paying people to see Glitter

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

jack

slang term for phone

"Let me use the jack"

by Reddogg88 February 5, 2010

jack jones

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

by Debs August 8, 2003

jack off

Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.

That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.

Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?

No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.

Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.

by achyhead December 28, 2005

jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly but jill said i don't wanna
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

by ???????? March 25, 2003