Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.

Crap, I missed the golden hush puppy headshot.

by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021

Golden Pee pee

When a person has really good penis. Their penis is valued as if it’s made out of gold.

Girl he fucked me soo good he got “Golden pee pee.”

by Salone baby August 12, 2021

goddess

A person whose very existence transcends germ theory. Only known means of communication include loud shrieks at Costco employees and Muh' Freedoms(tm) aired on the local evening news solely for the luls. Originating from the self-given honorific of CWC, the Internet's poster child of Bad Endings in empathic development.

1. "How was work?"
"The usual. Kicked another goddess out because she wouldn't wear a damn mask."

2. Jen broke up with Tom after finding out he lied and went to Sturgis with his goddess friends.

by PBJ_ok August 12, 2021

Goddess

Goddess define the name "John Carlo" who has a great personality and eager to fight and right the wrong doing of her comrade.

Ang salitang Goddess na sumisimbolo sa pangalang ito ay katangian lamang ng isay matatag na Warrior. Rawr

by SecretMemers August 16, 2021

Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....

I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.

by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021

Golden Eagle

A term used in the gay community to describe a gay man who has never kissed a woman

Did you hear about Brad? Yeah he’s a real golden eagle, he came out of the closet at 12 years old.

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021