Facebook Diss 

The act of commenting on a status with single liners that insult a specific person. Often done by a troll or in spam, often in mass quantities making the victims look at the screen and go "WTF?".

Tom - It can always get worse, but remember shit happens
Taylor - Tom's a faggot
Tom - WTF? really, facebook dissing?

Facebook Diss by Alpha & Omega October 13, 2011

Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.

"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."

Facebook affirmation by Horsehide September 19, 2013

Facebook Rape 

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.

After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!

Facebook Rape by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009

Facebook Rape 

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.

Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.

Facebook Rape by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010

Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.

Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant

Facebook intervention (F.B.I) by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011

Facebook Shark 

When you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. All your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you're a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!

Shhhhhh...that bitch doesn't even think we are talking about her. No one gives a shit about her, but I'm going to spend my time devoting 50% of my FB page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. Man, I hope I get some laffs out of this, because being a Facebook Shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others I think are trying to cross me.

Facebook Shark by Laff is spelled laugh November 9, 2009

Facebook Twilight 

When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.

Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."

Facebook Twilight by coolness3981 March 31, 2010