Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

Oatmeal cream pie by Derip September 21, 2020

ice cream 

the most delicious thing you'll ever taste!

person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!

person 2: … right away sir…

ice cream by •~•Icecream unicorn•~• October 2, 2020

crispy_cream 

Crisy_Cream is a little piece of shit and a rat and he likes to expose people which isn't kind

Crispy_Cream is the biggest bitch ever

crispy_cream by Gabriyella October 11, 2020

crispy_cream 

Crispy_cream is a little rat and a piece of shit and he likes to expose people for no reason

Crispy_cream exposes me!!!!!!111

crispy_cream by Gabriyella October 11, 2020

Strawberry Cream 

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

Strawberry Cream by Dudeidk October 25, 2020

sneaky cream pie 

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.

Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.

sneaky cream pie by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020

Butt Cream 

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease

John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit

Butt Cream by 01739q7e October 29, 2020