Blue Banana

A male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.

Joe:"do you want to see my blue banana?"
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"

Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.

Blue Banana by loris van crisp April 19, 2014

Hamster eating a banana 

Small people eating big people penis.

She sucked me off like Hamster eating a banana

Hamster eating a banana by Klibikis December 9, 2016

dry banana 

Yeast Infected sex

Shlatiffamelljermaine gave me a dry banana yesterday.

dry banana by Jamar February 13, 2004

unpeeled banana 

an unpeeled banana is a penis, that has a lot of foreskin. in other words, uncircumsized penis, often found in Europe or other countries that are not the U.S. and not Jewish.

me: is your banana peeled?
boy:no, mines unpeeled. *sadfaced*
i have an unpeeled banana and my brother used to make fun of me for it.

unpeeled banana by iamawesomer March 17, 2009

Hot Banana 

A sexual act in which a banana covered in hot sauce (used as lube) is inserted into someone's anus

I still can't sit down after that hot banana Mark gave me

Hot Banana by Maroux May 27, 2008

Cunt Banana 

A person who acts and assumes the movements and vocals of a cunt banana

Dougie : I hate the Barry Ferguson.

John : What a cunt banana he is.

Cunt Banana by vodkakicks April 15, 2009

meat banana 

Definition for male genitalia, the penis.

E.g: "I had a banana this morning... a meat banana!" referring to an earlier practised blowjob.

meat banana by Madge66 December 27, 2007