Ass in the Bitch

A variant of saying "fuck the bitch in the ass" but used as a derogatory term of telling someone to fuck their own ass. Only to be used by the superior elitist. Boom shakalaka!

Joey: Fuck the ass in the bitch you piece of fuckhole!

Mildred: Okay.

Ass in the Bitch by John Smith Is God April 1, 2010

Ass Hotel 

An individual known for excessive promiscuity in order to gain favors, such as lodging for a night or a meal.

Also, a previously occupied ass.

Person 1: Yo, bro, I totally hooked up with Katie last night?
Person 2: Gross, bro, Katie is such an ass hotel, every dude here's been up in that.

Ass Hotel by Anal Badger May 11, 2010

ass shelf 

any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.

Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "

ass shelf by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011

Ass Diamonds 

During the act of anal sex the compressing of the penis against feces occurs. The excrement then becomes compacted into a hardened "Ass Diamond".

Yesterday morning Latoya shit an "Ass Diamond" that ripped her ass apart.

My friend Jake has been making "Ass Diamonds" all morning because of his late night over at the frat house.

Ass Diamonds by The Ass Burglar October 12, 2012

ass like a $20 mule 

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".

Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!

ass like a $20 mule by 4cd-air September 16, 2013

ass crack bandit 

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

ass crack bandit by potledom January 12, 2014

Ass Bastard Fuck 

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004