A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
Get the Portable vaginamug. by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by VC Dude February 17, 2025
Get the Vagina Creditsmug. A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.
Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."
Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
Get the Hush Your Vaginamug. by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021
Get the muff vaginamug. I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.
by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025
Get the Sandy Vaginamug. 