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fart punt

the act of punting a fart back into an ass
the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole
by DJ DIRTSTAR August 26, 2012
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Fart A "NATER"

A person that terminates you with farts
Charles is a Fart A "Nater" after he eats alot.
by poohweezer78 November 29, 2011
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Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
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buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.
by JAM May 16, 2004
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Duck Fart

A delicious layered concoction containing Kilua, Bailey's Irish Cream(or any other cream liqueur will do), and Crown Royal(or Wild Turkey Whiskey). It usually comes in the form of a shot and is poured in the order as written above.
Man oh man that duck fart was good. Bartender line me up another!
by Matthew Calkins May 15, 2005
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fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com
Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.
by kellyfatman December 6, 2006
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fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.
by Kris March 14, 2004
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