Mads

A horribly handsome fella, with extreamly large nuts. He is pretty much always on top of the leaderboard, and is mostly the alpha around his peasants. He always no matter what, has a immense amount of rizz. His pockets are full of rizz and he has unmatchable game when it comes to picking up chicks.

Brian: "Yo did you see Mads?"
Stephanie: "Yeah he is so fucking sexy"
Brian: "I'm straight and I fully agree"

by Laní August 17, 2022

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity

Why is that guy always berry mad

by thank4help March 31, 2015

Mads

a person who is way better than both a Holger or Harald

Oh man that Mads over there is way better than that Holger over there

by TheGuyWroteSomthing August 20, 2018

Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.

Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!

by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.

Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.

by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021

Mad Dogging Face

Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.

Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."

"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."

by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021