Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 8, 2018

Sam Doak

A nice, enthusiastic person, one whos always happy to try new things and is very sporty as well as kind and respectful.

'Sam Doak' is the hottest guy i know.

by TheGuyWh0KnowsEverything August 6, 2023

Sam

A Big Chungus

'LOL, Sam is a Big Chungus.'

by yeetlol January 1, 2019

sam

a fucking bitch ugly has no friends

i fucking sam

by fdqybn December 14, 2018

Sam

Sam is crispy

Sam is crispy

by Samiscrispy March 26, 2021

sam miles

a girl who thinks shes shit but straight up isnt. ugh.

ew nasty you were talking sam miles?!

by urmom.com7106 January 30, 2020

Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃

I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine

by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021