by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015
Get the Dairy Queen Tittiesmug. “Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”
“Wait you listen to music during sex?”
“No just while I jerk off.”
“Wait you listen to music during sex?”
“No just while I jerk off.”
by Inthefade June 2, 2018
Get the Queens of the Stone Agemug. Elaina is a dirty whore who swallows cum by the gallon from east coast to the west coast
She is such a cum guzzling queen
She is such a cum guzzling queen
by S doc August 12, 2016
Get the Cum guzzling queenmug. A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).
Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.
by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012
Get the double-wide queenmug. A girl who loves and is extremely good at giving blow jobs. She does not abuse her skill but instead uses it on those she finds worthy of her talents. Not just any girl can be one, for they will willingly go for the nuts and a man's taint. Also beware she has teeth and knows how to use them as well as knows how to give hickeys on a penis and they do hurt. Also, when asking for a hand job it'll happen but it'll turn into a blowjob because she got bored and or her hands got tired.
Gabriel "Dude, Lexi is a total Skull queen!"
Seth "What? No way!"
Gabriel "Yeah, her blowjobs are so amazing, and she just gives them to me whenever she wants."
Seth "She is a Goddess!"
Seth "What? No way!"
Gabriel "Yeah, her blowjobs are so amazing, and she just gives them to me whenever she wants."
Seth "She is a Goddess!"
by alliethecharmander March 2, 2014
Get the skull queenmug. 1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
by Ampresandman December 27, 2011
Get the Blow job queenmug. a way to describe the style of clothing, accessories, desserts, or home decor that features neon or pastel colors, ruffles and lace, sparkles, or anything else that looks like Doe Deere (the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics) would buy it.
"Oh my goodness! Look at that cute dress! It's so Unicorn Queen!"
"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."
"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."
by smallhill August 19, 2011
Get the unicorn queenmug.