Muffin clan

--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!

Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim

by carrot_Muffin March 14, 2004

muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 01, 2015

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 03, 2020

gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

by raaaaaawh July 08, 2010

Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies

I am a proud muffin milker

by Big black bic pen April 26, 2022

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

Sus muffin

A person who is suspicious but in a cute way

Mike is my sus muffin

by Mike who’s cheese is hairy November 08, 2021