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Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
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michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.
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michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt
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Michael

He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
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Michael

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michael

Michael is such a daddy . has the biggest cock (10inch) i cant take it
michael has a big cock
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Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
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