Ghost

In whatever context I used it in

Sorry bro, I didn't mean to ghost you for 4 hours.

by I'm choosing names people took August 5, 2018

"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.

I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Vsco ghost

Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.

Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”

Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*

by tiktokGorl November 5, 2019

The Yasushi Ghost

The Yasushi Ghost is a demonic presence trapped within the walls of Residence Yasushi, Otherwise known as "Yasushi`s first resident" by locals, it haunts the computer systems and halls of Yasushi. Known for mysterious demonic shrines built in the beds of staff, mysterious messages on housekeeping reports and creating its own Urban Dictionary page.

- Message from the Yasushi Ghost:
"As of March 1 2019, I have been trapped in this place for 132 years. I have tried my best to snatch the attention of the one they call Liam, but to no avail as he seems oblivious to my presence... I shall have to try harder from now on...
Wooo Wooo."

The Yasushi Ghost snuck into Liam`s room and slipped inside him while he was sleeping.

by Yasushi Ghost February 28, 2019

Ghosted

To set the stage:

There is a guy or girl bent over or standing, holding open a gaper "any hole" if it isn't self-gaped already, and the other inserts an object into the gape without thouching.

Obama: where did nuke # 317,678 go last week?

Cartman: you haven't heard Mr President? Trump ghosted the election up Hillary's campaign.

by Andorifthen June 30, 2018