Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

courtesy friend

Someone you may or may not have met who asks to be your friend or contact on a social networking site, such as Facebook. Out of social obligation, you are compelled to accept the invitation, but you end up hardly or never communicating with the person anyway.

Jim is just a courtesy friend. We went to high school together, and I vaguely remember him being a total loser. I didn't want to insult him, so I just accepted his LinkedIn invitation. I'll just silently unfriend him in a month or so, and he probably won't bother me again.

by Shiran Pasternak November 2, 2008

non friend

someone you are no longer friends with but not quite enemies enough for nemesis or frienemy to be the right word to describe them when people bring them up to you in conversation without using their name.

mutual friend: "I was just talking to your nemesis..."
you: "I prefer the term 'non friend', nemesis suggests I'm taking part in some active hate again them, when I honestly don't care anymore."

by iareally May 29, 2015

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

imaginary friend

Any used-to-be friendly human idiot who has hurt you in any way, including leaving you out, bitching behind your back, or just generally acting selfishly and not thinking you would notice.

Annie and Laura are my imaginary friends.

*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*

Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?

Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!

by ==========________========== August 25, 2017

Fake Friend

A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.

Ashton Abramenko is a fake friend because she only talks to me when she wants food

by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018

Lover Friend

A friend at heart, but provides sexual favors in return for a loyal friendship. A lover friend knows his/her role, understanding they are indeed a step over the line of a "fuck buddy" but not anywhere near a boyfriend or girlfriend. A lover friend cannot give or receive gifts for a holiday, birthday, or any other special occasion, but is allowed to give out free sex whenever he or she pleases. Your lover friend should not have feelings for you, and if they do they are wasting their time.

Hey guys, meet my lover friend, Jordyn, she's only staying the night.

by YuuliusCeasar November 23, 2017