Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.

Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.

by Donavin S April 11, 2009

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

swagger cool cool

Landon.

Landon is so swagger cool cool

by Nannou77isalreadytaken December 3, 2021

Cool Head

Getting through ice cream.

Jay: I know a prostitue who can give you a real good cool head for 50 $.

by 57Jaundice July 12, 2021

Cool man

Cool man and not a woman.

Damn he's a cool man.

by Vucadu June 20, 2022

Cool Pupping It

Coined off of Discord user "The Cool Pup" username

The user runs jokes into the ground; So in term, when you run a joke into the ground then you're cool pupping it type shit

"You can't talk shit when you not even a wet fart"
"Hahaha bro you can't talk shit when you not even a wet fart"
"Hop off the shift, You cool pupping it"

by DistortedPony94 November 24, 2023