Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

top roller

A woman with a bare midriff , but instead of being delightfully slim and showing off her flat stomach, has rolls of fat which droop over the top of her trousers ..avert your eyes...a muffin top, but bigger!
Her genetic time bomb has gone off and she is well on the way to minger status.

look at that one coming out of McDonalds, she's a real top roller

by Blumpher September 1, 2006

top rolled

When your bottom gets the best of you.

John thought his cellmate would be his biatch but when he tried to hit it he got top rolled.

by Benedict XVI April 20, 2005

Top-Hate

verb;
The highest form of hatred. Surpasses abhor.

Wow, because of you, I now have Hepatitis C, chlamydia, pubic lice, AND late-stage syphilis. I totally top-hate you right now.

by Devon Fisher December 14, 2006

Top Props

The highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.

1. Jake was totally the top props man of Oakridge High: he could get Annie Meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. Alyssa Young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. Even though the bastard is crazy, I give Michael Murdock top props. He could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and I would buy it. He's that great of a speaker.

by solitude92 March 22, 2009