Apple

An amazing and wonderful girl, she is very funny an generous, she knows how to put a smile on most everyone’s face, she is also very hot.

person:have you met apple?
person:yes she is very funny and hot

by peopleperson222 September 19, 2022

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

Apple

You know what a fucking apple is you dipshit.

I just ate an apple.

by The Amazing Karnak September 29, 2022

Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Apple

An orange

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”

by I know Obamas last name it is- January 3, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022